The Hypnotist at a Seniors Home

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    • The Hypnotist at a Seniors Home

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      > > The Hypnotist at a Seniors Home
      > >
      > > It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre.
      > >
      > > After the community sing-along, led by Alice at the piano, it was time
      > > for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist!
      > >
      > > Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a
      > > trance."Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said
      > > Claude.
      > >
      > > The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew
      > > from his waistcoat pocket - a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and
      > > chain.
      > > "I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the
      > > watch high for all to see."It is a very special and valuable watch that
      > > has been in my family for six generations" said Claude.
      > >
      > > He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly
      > > chanting "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch"
      > >
      > > The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth. The
      > > lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming
      > > surfaces. A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of
      > > the gently swaying watch. They were hypnotised.
      > >
      > > And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
      > >
      > > The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact"
      > >
      > > "SHIT" said Claude.
      > >
      > > It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens ' Centre and
      > > Claude was never invited back there again. Sort of brings a tear to the
      > > eye, doesn't it?
      > >