On the subject of takeaway food.....
If I'm really craving a burger....
I head to Hungry Jacks and order a Bacon Double Cheeseburger Deluxe (or two if they have those vouchers out ) and a cutlery set.
Open it up and eat with a knife and fork (not the bun of course!)
A few strange looks (mostly from my boyfriend) but it's yum!
If you do that make sure to order it 'Minus Mayo & Minus Ketchup'. Because the sauces have lots of sugar added.
You have to say Minus Ketchup, because when you say 'No Tomato Sauce' the cashier has a blank look - like you are speaking a foreign language.
All their computers say Ketchup.
A fine example of American Cultural Imperialism if I have ever seen it!