I hate Doctors:o I went for a pelvic ultrasound..by the time I left I figured I ~must~ be half dead:p
Here's his questions..
tell me about the bleeding
when did it start
what medication are you on
are you on the pill
have you had a caesar
eerrmm...have you had a pap smear
eerr...were the results ok..
let me scan your KIDNEYS
(I was like WTF for?)
ok..now, I will do an internal scan
would you like to insert the probe yourself? LOL
there is your cervix...how long since your smear?
gee, from inside here I can't scan your right ovary..maybe your bowel is in the way..
ok, have you had fibroids
eerr...how about endometriosis?
roll over and push your tummy out...
now put your arm over your head..
now roll over..
here's some tissues LOL
I'm about to pull the probe out
oh, do you get much abdominal pain?

geez, they joys of being a woman for $150
he got that damn probe closer to the "g" spot than anyone I have shagged LOL
Here's his questions..
tell me about the bleeding
when did it start
what medication are you on
are you on the pill
have you had a caesar
eerrmm...have you had a pap smear
eerr...were the results ok..
let me scan your KIDNEYS
(I was like WTF for?)
ok..now, I will do an internal scan
would you like to insert the probe yourself? LOL
there is your cervix...how long since your smear?
gee, from inside here I can't scan your right ovary..maybe your bowel is in the way..
ok, have you had fibroids
eerr...how about endometriosis?
roll over and push your tummy out...
now put your arm over your head..
now roll over..
here's some tissues LOL
I'm about to pull the probe out
oh, do you get much abdominal pain?

geez, they joys of being a woman for $150
he got that damn probe closer to the "g" spot than anyone I have shagged LOL
